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Gun Facts -




not a criminal -




not murder -




CLEAR ENOUGH? - Or do you still want this?




The NRA -




THANK YOU! -




warning... -




Have you ever noticed how these three people think they are So intellectual -


TAGS: obama eric holder janet napolitano knowledge of nothing
Rating: 4.53/5

More politifakes by ihadone

ihadone - May 18, 2013, 8:47 pm
I guess Biden makes up for all four of them.
OTC - May 18, 2013, 6:07 pm
Hillary too!


REPUBLICANS - Coming up with real solutions, and not bread-and-circus entitlements.




LETS REMEMBER THE REAL CAUSE - for economic collapse: Democrats, not Bush!


TAGS: not bush
Rating: 5/5

More politifakes by JGalt

JGalt - October 14, 2012, 3:47 pm
sorry, its easier to remember the truth than to try to remember spun fiction!
GrouchoMarxist - October 14, 2012, 2:10 pm
Will you please quit bring up facts?
KALKAM - October 14, 2012, 1:46 pm
Uh Oh...you went and brought up reality...it's a dog whistle though...only people that understand the economy will understand...Julia however, disagrees.


ASSAULT RIFLES - The semi-auto civilian model of the AR-15 is NOT one.




21.1% UNEMPLOYMENT FOR RECENT GRADUATES - I guess if there's no work to drive to, then that'll make you a safer driver.




THREE GUESSES - (Liberals: your first two do not count)




Liberal Idiots -




THE NEW SYMBOL OF COMMUNISM - Progressive chairman Peter Lewis gave millions to ACLU and MoveOn.org. BOYCOTT PROGRESSIVE INSURANCE!!!




REPUBLICAN - Have a horrible memory. Also they suck at math.




FAST AND FURIOUS - If Eric Holder is found guilty He'll simply morph back to Howard Sprague




congratulates himself on "no significant scandals" in his administration -




The Hillary Quote That Should Be a Presidential Deal-Breaker -


TAGS: hillary clinton i was not thinking a lot quote servergate email scandal benghazi what difference does it make killary klinton hildabeast rotten incompetent unfit for command
Rating: 4.5/5

More politifakes by TheConservativeInsurgent

Libertas - September 5, 2015, 7:59 pm
there will be a lot of people that won't be thinking a lot when they vote for her!


BRINGING UP BUSH AND CHANEY -




LEAVE THAT SOLDIER BEHIND! SHE'S A DEMOCRAT/REPUBLICAN -




Obama's Gun Plan -




Spying on american citizens -




Liberals don't see half full or half empty -




THIS IS "STRAIGHT FROM THE HORSE'S MOUTH"..........SOUND FAMILIAR? - Why would you vote for a leader who has even failed according to his own standards?


TAGS: obama failed leadership note
Rating: 5/5

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arnnatz - October 6, 2012, 9:03 am
in a later speech, he said raising the debt ceiling was unpatriotic


" HAPPINESS YOU KNOW IT WHEN YOU SEE IT? " - Pres Obama once said that the Muslim call to prayer is the “sweetest sound he knows”.


TAGS: thou shall not burn thekoran
Rating: 4.64/5

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GrouchoMarxist - September 27, 2012, 12:38 am
Bam bam does meet with the muslim brotherhood


LIBERALS- OPEN MINDED LOT, AIN'T THEY? -




LIBERAL DAILY AFFIRMATION XVI -




CIVICS LESSON -




KHMER ROUGE MASSACRE -




IT TAKES A LIMOUSINE LIBERAL - To profess they hate capitalism, yet they profit very handsomely from it in the meantime!


TAGS: do as i say not as i do
Rating: 3.33/5

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JESUS -




WHEN MY GRANDFATHER WAS ALIVE -




WHAT THE LEFT-WINGERS WON'T TELL YOU - The Republican MAJORITY House PASSED a government budget yet the Democrat MAJORITY Senate REFUSED to pass the budget resulting in the government shutdown.




MSNBC Photos of Zimmerman trial -


TAGS: zimmerman trial al sharpton msnbc the truth be not here
Rating: 5/5

More politifakes by ihadone

StoneTools - July 22, 2013, 1:50 pm
Zimmerman is such a horrible person: http://abcnews.go.com/US/george-zimmerman-emerged-hiding-truck-crash-rescue/storynew?id=19735432
KaBoom - July 11, 2013, 5:16 pm
rotflmao


this is not what we are deciding now -




haven't been told yet -




Not all millenials -




LIBERAL DAILY AFFIRMATION XXVI -




LIBTARD REVOLUTIONARIES -




DEMOCRATS WORSHIPPING THEIR GOD -




RIGHT ABOUT NOW, EVEN LIBTARD ATHEISTS ARE PRAYING -




Pressure cookers -


TAGS: its not the gun stupid
Rating: 4.06/5

More politifakes by OTC

Renza - May 1, 2013, 11:45 am
What's sarcasm?
OTC - May 1, 2013, 11:15 am
You don't understand sarcasm?
crankyhead - April 30, 2013, 4:42 pm
Really, your guess OTC, is that the Boston bombers didn't know what they were doing was illegal? That's not exactly a good guess, no offense.
OTC - April 30, 2013, 4:41 pm
It is ILLEGAL?!?! Guess the terrorist didn't know that, so why didn't that law stop them, lack of more laws not being written?
crankyhead - April 30, 2013, 3:25 pm
Never. There's no need. Crock pots weren't designed with the sole intention of killing people, and the act of turning one into something that can kill people, is already illegal.


DISSENT IS NOT RACISM - No matter how much he and his blind followers would like everyone to believe it is.




30-ROUND MAGAZINE - If a ban on these passed into law: tens if not hundreds of thousands of people who never shot anyone in their life would become criminals overnight




53% - We are everywhere! Get used to it!




DEMOCRATS -




PASS THIS BILL - Mr. President when can we see the details?


TAGS: obama pass bill not written
Rating: 5/5

More politifakes by deerbag2

deerbag2 - September 11, 2012, 9:28 am
2 things in 4 years, too bad if you don't work at GM
deerbag2 - September 11, 2012, 9:26 am
Last night on the News Romney couldn't give one (yes 1) example of a loop hole he would close in the tax code. But his plan was to cut the loop holes!
arnnatz - September 10, 2012, 11:42 pm
looks like the list of obama's successes as president
crankyhead - September 10, 2012, 9:21 pm
That empty page sort of looks like Romney's campaign platform doesn't it?


The adoption of the Federal Reserve system. -




BY ANY OTHER NAME - its still not American!




Obama wants to 'redouble' his efforts on terrorism -




Congress -




HOW TO USE - Discrimination and not be a racist




PERCEPTION - Others don't always see us as we see ourselves.




THE WAR ON POVERTY - Does not mean attacking the poor ...




ANDERS BEHRING BREIVIK - Not all terrorists are Muslims


TAGS: not all terrorists muslims norway
Rating: 3.13/5

More politifakes by Budog

blesic - December 6, 2014, 2:29 am
Yes they are.


tribal warfare -




THE UNITED STATES DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE -




OBAMA'S GREEN ENERGY POLICY - 1: Donors give Obama their Green for his campaign warchest. 2: Obama gives them our green in return. 3: Green company takes our green and folds


TAGS: green policy losers not winners
Rating: 5/5

More politifakes by JGalt

JGalt - October 11, 2012, 10:59 pm
its called cronyism
arnnatz - October 11, 2012, 9:54 am
sounds legit


ELECTRIC CAR'S DIRTY LITTLE SECRET - Rolling off the assembly line, an electric car's footprint has left the same C02 footprint of a conventional car driven 80,000 miles! Electric cars also use fossil fuel to recharge!




REPUBLICANS- GRAB YOUR BALLS AND FIGHT, OR GO HOME -




The general consensus -




RHINOS ARE LIKE OLD DOGS - They can't learn new tricks


TAGS: graham mccain rhinos it s not a game
Rating: 5/5

More politifakes by ihadone

Renza - February 13, 2013, 10:12 pm
Not sure what's more concerning, the fact that removing the moderates is a primary goal of the tea party, or what might happen if that doesn't destroy the party...
PapaFox - February 13, 2013, 9:41 pm
Yes. Getting rid of the remaining moderates would pretty much doom the party.
Rudedog - February 13, 2013, 8:46 pm
Aren't Rinos a name that other republicans call the more moderate members of their party?


If raising the minimum wage will bring 16M people out of poverty -


TAGS: political hype minimum wage entry level jobs not meant for careers
Rating: 5/5

More politifakes by OTC

guest1833 - May 11, 2014, 1:34 pm
crankylogic: When it doubt, make it up, hope it sticks and pray nobody notices.
guest1833 - May 11, 2014, 1:32 pm
OTC, I would waste my time explaining it to him. You'll just dizzy from all the spinning. When cranky can't do that, he uses diversion and distraction - which is the liberal mantra
OTC - May 11, 2014, 1:28 pm
You must be right because I don't see anything referencing him until his comment
guest1833 - May 11, 2014, 1:21 pm
OTC, he was talking about the voices in his head.
OTC - May 11, 2014, 1:19 pm
Who was talking about you in this thread?
crankyhead - May 11, 2014, 10:39 am
No sir, I was not. Just a sabbatical. =)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 11, 2014, 3:03 am

Hey Cranky, long time no see. There are probably a few changes you'll notice. Were you in prison?
fauxnews - May 11, 2014, 1:58 am
That's the understatement of the year..haha...Welcome back man! Place isn't the same without you. Cheers!! :-)
crankyhead - May 11, 2014, 12:26 am
I haven't been here in like 8 months, and he's still talking about me... unbelievable. You think maybe he misses me?
fauxnews - May 10, 2014, 12:34 am
Wazzzup! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsJLhRGPv-M
OTC - May 10, 2014, 12:29 am
'Manners101' LOL Pot, meet Kettle
fauxnews - May 8, 2014, 10:14 pm
Yeah... that's it... poke the bear...lol
EmmaRoydes - May 8, 2014, 9:58 pm
as I stated earlier, I don't report people
EmmaRoydes - May 8, 2014, 9:56 pm
but it was so much fun and I'm worried about him
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 8, 2014, 9:54 pm

Sop it, both of you. If there have been rude pm's they should be reported. No more passive aggressive comments about peoples mental states or education levels. ~FIN~
EmmaRoydes - May 8, 2014, 9:52 pm
good for you, now go get a glass of warm milk and lay down. You might finally get a good night's sleep and you will feel less angry tomorrow. The hallucinations will probably stop by then too.
fauxnews - May 8, 2014, 9:51 pm
Emphasis on the words “used to.” You almost forgot.That’s the best part X-D…P.S. Thank you at least having the dignity to admit your personal vendetta prior to your arrival here. With that post "now there really isn’t anything left to say."lol Cheers
EmmaRoydes - May 8, 2014, 9:48 pm
I hope you don't have any guns nearby. You really don't want to hurt anyone, so just breathe in and breathe out, everything is going to work itself out, but you have to be calm.
EmmaRoydes - May 8, 2014, 9:46 pm
be ok.
EmmaRoydes - May 8, 2014, 9:46 pm
as I said, your anger can be controlled, but only if you seek help in getting it under control. It's ok, nobody is out to get you, there aren't any ghosts or monsters under your bed, and nobody is following you around. Just calm down and everything will
fauxnews - May 8, 2014, 9:36 pm
TRANSLATION (EmmaRoydes[lol]): I'm projecting http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=kd304o&s=8#.U2wxDl54_dk X-D
fauxnews - May 8, 2014, 9:35 pm
I struck a nerve it seems. *tsk* tsk* Temper. Temper, now. *wags my finger parentally* X-D
EmmaRoydes - May 8, 2014, 9:26 pm
I just hope I'm not bruising your apparently already bruised ego by trying to help you, but I'm really sincere about doing it. I want you to understand that you don't have to be angry all the time, it's ok to be happy and social some times.
EmmaRoydes - May 8, 2014, 9:18 pm
I don't feel any bitterness towards you, I just feel sorry for you. It's the same way I feel about homeless people on the streets, and I try to help them as well.
EmmaRoydes - May 8, 2014, 9:17 pm
It's your meds probably. I think that you could go back to your psych and get your meds adjusted. I'm pretty sure you'll even feel better about yourself afterwards.
EmmaRoydes - May 8, 2014, 9:16 pm
reporting people is not my style. From talking to some people who used to use this site, though, I know it is your style.
fauxnews - May 8, 2014, 9:15 pm
No,I get what you're ‘trying’ to say. I just see through it and see through you.You're doing this in the service of bitterness you have against me that obviously existed long before u joined here.You and I both know Im right.What more is there to say?LOL
EmmaRoydes - May 8, 2014, 9:15 pm
And that is a sincere offer. I really do want to help you. I know it's hard to admit when you need help, but at least I'm offering it.
fauxnews - May 8, 2014, 9:14 pm
/b'utton
EmmaRoydes - May 8, 2014, 9:14 pm
I really wish that I could get through to you. I feel bad that I can't get things down to your level so that you can understand, I offered to get my comments translated if you would let me know what your native language is, but you haven't responded yet.
fauxnews - May 8, 2014, 9:13 pm
Or if you really think I wronged u in some make-believe harassing PM,you could follow our mod's original recommendation to you and use the report b***on.But of course you wont do that since you and I both know I did nothin wrong.So,it's actually YOUR call
EmmaRoydes - May 8, 2014, 8:54 pm
That's totally your call. I'm not here to provoke or argue with anyone.
EmmaRoydes - May 8, 2014, 8:52 pm
Well, I thought it was going to get civil. My mistake. I can post the pm you sent to refresh your memory if you would like.
fauxnews - May 8, 2014, 7:28 pm
It's simple,"Emma"(lol).If u want to accuse me of something, then do it in private with the mods. You're not going to get me in trouble, no matter how hard you try,with false accusations in public about PMing you trash and socking as "Crankyhead." So stop
fauxnews - May 8, 2014, 7:21 pm
You project,"Emma."(lol) I havent posted any"sock accusations"about u.But u have about me,and lie about it(contradicted by your own words) Yet you pontificate about peace on this site as if you're a long-time member yet claim to be"new."Make up your mind
EmmaRoydes - May 8, 2014, 7:07 pm
Just remember that works both ways. I look forward to being able to post comments and make posters without wondering when you will post your sock puppet accusations. Maybe this site has a chance to have some civility after all.
fauxnews - May 8, 2014, 6:39 pm
Glad to hear it.Moving forward,make a effort to be civil with me,OK?You shouldnt be SO preoccupied w/me,trying to provoke me into arguments.I could care less about who u really are.I get along great w/everyone here.Its your choice if u dont want to.Cheers
EmmaRoydes - May 8, 2014, 6:08 pm
OK, we'll leave it at that. Have a wonderful day.
fauxnews - May 8, 2014, 5:53 pm
You making a fool of yourself doesn't embarrass me. But hey, you hold onto that, kid, if that makes you feel better.
EmmaRoydes - May 8, 2014, 5:51 pm
It's not wit, I am geniunely interested in helping you understand. I'm sorry if I embarrassed you, it wasn't my intent.
EmmaRoydes - May 8, 2014, 5:50 pm
I'll see if I can get it down a couple of grades lower for you. Think that might help?
EmmaRoydes - May 8, 2014, 5:50 pm
If you look at this one: http://www.politifake.org/forum/viewtopic.php?f=30&t=9728#p138512, I attempted to explain it to you. Apparently I didn't drop it down to a grade level that you would understand and I apologize for that. Let me think about it and
fauxnews - May 8, 2014, 5:49 pm
*yawn* Leave wit to the professionals. No one is buying it, the least of all, you. Take a deep breath...and count to 10. This conservation is over...and so are you..."Emma."(lol)
fauxnews - May 8, 2014, 5:47 pm
http://www.politifake.org/forum/viewtopic.php?f=30&t=9728#p138509 FTW --->(You accused me of being "AuntieConservative" and "Crankyhead")
EmmaRoydes - May 8, 2014, 5:46 pm
Don't take that as an insult, because it's not meant to be one, I just want to help you.
EmmaRoydes - May 8, 2014, 5:45 pm
just so that I know how to respond to you in the future, just what is your native language? The reason I ask is that you appear to have problems with comprehending english, so I just wanted to try to make it easier for you.
fauxnews - May 8, 2014, 5:45 pm
If a "bear" craps in the woods ... And there's nobody there to smell it, does it still stink as bad as your BS? X-D
EmmaRoydes - May 8, 2014, 5:44 pm
Show me where I accused you of being anyone other than fauxnews(lol). You really need to read posting and, at the very least, try to understand the language.
fauxnews - May 8, 2014, 5:42 pm
Oh,no.Glad to hear you admit that you dont think that,"Emma."(lol) You also accused me of being "Crankyhead,"just like "Arnnatz"did. Im a'ssuming you take that back as well now.Wish 'he' would've figured that out before running from here like a coward X-D
EmmaRoydes - May 8, 2014, 5:42 pm
Let me enlighten you on the english language. Take the words "bear" and "bare". I could say bear sounds like bare. Now is that saying that bare and bear are the same words?
fauxnews - May 8, 2014, 5:41 pm
But glad to hear you admit that you don't think that,"Emma."(lol) You also accused me of being "Crankyhead," just like "Arnnatz" did. Im a**uming you take that back as well now.Wish 'he' would've figured that out before running from here like a coward X-D
EmmaRoydes - May 8, 2014, 5:39 pm
I take it that's a "No, I misread/misunderstood what you typed. Sorry, Emma"?
fauxnews - May 8, 2014, 5:37 pm
You're a terrible liar. X-D
EmmaRoydes - May 8, 2014, 5:35 pm
A little defensive fauxnews(lol)? Can you show me where I said you were socking as ronaldreagan? Or is this another of your hallucinations?
fauxnews - May 8, 2014, 5:24 pm
Oh,dont drag me into your feuds with others,"Emma."(lol)Like I said before,if you have a problem w/ me,report me.If you think I'm socking as "RonaldReagan" then be a grownup about it and PM a mod,instead of whining about it here like a child in public X-D
EmmaRoydes - May 8, 2014, 4:36 pm
act civil, but expect the same in return instead of you sounding like fauxnews(lol)
EmmaRoydes - May 8, 2014, 4:35 pm
I'll admit that my first response to you was probably out of line and could have been more civil in the wording, but your responses have been anything but adult. It's also not your place to tell me I can't respond to your silly nonsense. I am willing
RonaldReagan - May 8, 2014, 4:15 pm
It's not your place to tell me "to go to some other site" if I don't care for your snide remarks toward me.You are not in charge here.But if you persist in your uncivility towards me then I will report you to those who 'are' in charge.Manners 101.Learn it
RonaldReagan - May 8, 2014, 4:10 pm
Go ahead. No one's stopping you,child. But I prefer you don't speak to me. What part of "I wasn't talk to you" did you not understand? The guidelines here speak of "civility." You are being anything but. So leave me alone. Find someone else to stalk
RonaldReagan - May 8, 2014, 4:08 pm
Funny. Once again I don't remember asking you for your opinion but since we are you the subject...I know what you are trying to saying. You just happen to be wrong. Again with the snide comment. That's children for you.
EmmaRoydes - May 8, 2014, 3:56 pm
I'll comment on any comment or poster that I want to. You don't like it, go to some other site.
EmmaRoydes - May 8, 2014, 3:54 pm
amounts to the same thing? Voting down as voting in favor of, in your opinion, is the same thing? Wow, you failed logic 101, lib.
RonaldReagan - May 8, 2014, 3:39 pm
Apparently you failed Politics 101, lib. They go through the trouble of voting down a raise for hardworking Americans. You bet they can pass a law not giving themselves more of our tax money. Keep your snide remarks to yourself.Wasn't talking to you,child
RonaldReagan - May 8, 2014, 3:38 pm
Amounts to the same bawd-d***ed thing. That's b s.
EmmaRoydes - May 8, 2014, 3:29 pm
They have to vote to not give themselves a raise.
EmmaRoydes - May 8, 2014, 3:22 pm
No they don't. Fact fail. Congress does nothing and receives its raises automatically.
RonaldReagan - May 8, 2014, 3:08 pm
Congress votes every year to give itself a raise. Bunk.
OTC - February 24, 2014, 12:52 pm
I'm sure Obama will draw a red line to put a stop to that
Ron2 - February 24, 2014, 5:35 am
no it means 16 million people will find a new loophole to jump through to continue to collect. A method again, proven time and time again.


REAGAN VS OBAMA -




Liberals -


TAGS: not jobs
Rating: 4.75/5

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SAMOTUS - Self-Annoited-Messiah-of-the-U.S.




dude -




"ACCOMMODATION" - because backing down sounds bad in an election year




OBAMA DESPERATION -




SLICKER - Than Teflon




IT'S NOT RACISM - for pointing out questionable ethics, criminal activities and demanding accountability. Charges of Racism are just a distraction so the crooks can continue without interruption!




REGANISM 01 -




OBAMACARE - Yet another flop




DEMOCRATS - What that stand for... nothing good




" THE TRAVELLING PRESIDENT " - In 2010, he took 172 Air Force One trips. That is a jet trip almost every other day.




" IS TWITTER ANTI - ISRAEL ? " - A PICTURE TELLS A THOUSAND WORDS.




100 MILLION SPENT ON NEGATIVE ATTACK-ADS -




DEMOCRAT WAR ON HISTORY -




OK, TIME TO GO BACK TO WORK - Time for celebrating is over- lets get back to the business of getting rid of the corrupt members of congress!




TEA BAGGERS NOT RACIST - Now what would ever give you a crazy idea like that ?




YES, MR. PRESIDENT - A moat with alligators is probably what we need to make our border as secure as it is for other nations protecting their sovereignty and from terrorists gaining a foothold here!




HISTORY REPEATS ITSELF X 2 -




STRUT YOUR STUFF - If you’ve got it, flaunt it. Otherwise put it away.




TEA BAGS - preferred over douche-bags




CLASS WARFARE - The 47% of Americans who don't pay taxes will not rest until those of us who foot their bill have nothing left to give!




$250,000 MILLIONAIRES - Since Obama keeps referring to millionaires as making $250,000, no wonder we are trillions in the hole- he has no ability to count zeroes...




NEWT GINGRICH - On Meet the Press, Newt stated he supports Individual Mandates. Doing his part to help re-elect Obama in 2012




NOT FOR PERSONAL GAIN? - What is the media smoking? Can they share it with us?




MONEY FOR NOTHING - Is this where "Spread the Wealth" came from- during Barry's toke sessions and watching Dire Strait's MTV video too much?




USING FAKE SOC. SEC. #'S... - Ruled not a crime. WTF? I guess the "rules" for congress are being extended to illegals. Soon, nothing will be a crime, except for being Republican!




JULIAN ASSANGE -




THIS SOLDIER IS A TRUE PATRIOT - of Humanity.




Just say 'NO' -




Selective rights -




Liberal America, let the beatings begin -




DEEDS- NOT WORDS -


TAGS: obama deeds not words
Rating: 5/5

More politifakes by foxrecon19d

terroraustralis - September 25, 2012, 6:28 pm
this is the kind of poster you make if you actually want to have an impact. adding in a reference to the NDAA would make this the kind of thing that changes minds and changes votes.
terroraustralis - September 25, 2012, 6:24 pm
brilliant. 5L


MESSAGE : "OBAMA’S TOUR BUS GETS LESS THAN 6MPG" - In July, Obama signed an agreement with 13 major automobile manufacturers to increase the average fuel economy for their vehicles sold in the U.S. to 54.5 mpg by 2025.




ANOTHER OF BARACK OBAMA'S "SONS" -




Election Year -




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